What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like religions.

Deuteronomy 17

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Maybe leave out

This isn't going to, hurt.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But this is not

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?